{"id":3059,"date":"2008-08-28T15:00:32","date_gmt":"2008-08-28T15:00:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/?p=3059"},"modified":"2008-08-28T15:01:07","modified_gmt":"2008-08-28T15:01:07","slug":"random-factoids","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2008\/08\/28\/random-factoids\/","title":{"rendered":"random factoids"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I have had my picture taken for my new passport today. I maintain that I look like a serial killer and I always wonder why people let me into the country.<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>I have just attended a seminar where the speaker made upwards of 75 &#8220;uhhhh&#8221; sounds in a 9 minute talk. This works out to one annoying pause every 7.2 seconds, on average. This impressed me more than the content of the talk.<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>We have just received the tickets to the Bill Bailey show in London, next October. This makes me happy.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have had my picture taken for my new passport today. I maintain that I look like a serial killer and I always wonder why people let me into the country. I have just attended a seminar where the speaker made upwards of 75 &#8220;uhhhh&#8221; sounds in a 9 minute talk. This works out to&#8230;<\/p>\n<p class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2008\/08\/28\/random-factoids\/\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &ldquo;random factoids&rdquo;<\/span> &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[132],"class_list":["post-3059","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-random-shit"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3u9vK-Nl","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3059","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3059"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3059\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3059"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3059"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3059"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}