{"id":3082,"date":"2008-09-20T12:18:57","date_gmt":"2008-09-20T12:18:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/?p=3082"},"modified":"2008-09-20T12:18:57","modified_gmt":"2008-09-20T12:18:57","slug":"this-limits-my-options-for-a-mid-life-crisis","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2008\/09\/20\/this-limits-my-options-for-a-mid-life-crisis\/","title":{"rendered":"This limits my options for a mid-life crisis"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Most men, when they reach the point of a mid-life crisis, will either get a motorcycle, a bright red sports car or a mistress.<\/p>\n<p>As we were driving up to Leicester this morning, I was once again reminded just how shockingly bad my eyesight is. Unless medical science can pull off some sort of miracle, there is no way in hell I will be able to get a driver&#8217;s license. This therefore means that I have only one option for a mid-life crisis, but I have been told (by Katy) that I am not allowed to get a mistress.<\/p>\n<p>What is a man to do?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Most men, when they reach the point of a mid-life crisis, will either get a motorcycle, a bright red sports car or a mistress. As we were driving up to Leicester this morning, I was once again reminded just how shockingly bad my eyesight is. Unless medical science can pull off some sort of miracle,&#8230;<\/p>\n<p class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2008\/09\/20\/this-limits-my-options-for-a-mid-life-crisis\/\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &ldquo;This limits my options for a mid-life crisis&rdquo;<\/span> &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[35,151],"class_list":["post-3082","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-ducks","tag-slice-of-life"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3u9vK-NI","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3082","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3082"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3082\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3083,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3082\/revisions\/3083"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3082"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3082"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3082"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}