{"id":30993,"date":"2016-10-19T16:23:29","date_gmt":"2016-10-19T16:23:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/?p=30993"},"modified":"2016-10-20T15:04:08","modified_gmt":"2016-10-20T15:04:08","slug":"recipe-bloody-stupid-mary","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2016\/10\/19\/recipe-bloody-stupid-mary\/","title":{"rendered":"[recipe] Bloody Stupid Mary"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"width: 480px;\" class=\"wp-video\"><video class=\"wp-video-shortcode\" id=\"video-30993-1\" width=\"480\" height=\"480\" preload=\"metadata\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"video\/mp4\" src=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/bloody_stupid_mary.mp4?_=1\" \/><a href=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/bloody_stupid_mary.mp4\">https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/bloody_stupid_mary.mp4<\/a><\/video><\/div>\n<p>1\/3 homemade pepper vodka<br \/>\n2\/3 homemade V8 juice<br \/>\ntabasco<br \/>\nsoy sauce<br \/>\ntsp horseradish (alternatively, dijon mustard)<br \/>\ncelery stalk<br \/>\ncelery salt<br \/>\npepper<\/p>\n<p>Top with whatever you want, but make it big. And stupid. Chicken wings, shrimp, ham-wrapped cheese, pretzels, hot peppers, onion rings, fish fingers, pickles, olives, smoky maple bacon, lemon slice, rosemary sprigs, sliders, sausage, smoked brisket and pulled pork&#8230; <\/p>\n<p>Pepper vodka:<br \/>\nFill an empty plastic 500ml plastic bottle with any sub-standard imported vodka you can find. Dump in a handful of whole peppercorns. Then seal the container and stick it in the freezer for two weeks. The vodka will become infused with the peppercorn and the result is an alarmingly drinkable spicy beverage. Alone, this concoction makes for good late night sipping vodka.<\/p>\n<p>V8 juice:<br \/>\n8 cups tomato, diced<br \/>\n1 cup carrot, diced<br \/>\nSmall slivers of beet<br \/>\n2 tablespoon soy sauce<br \/>\n1 teaspoon sea salt<br \/>\n1\/2 teaspoon cracked pepper<br \/>\n2 cup water, divided<br \/>\n1\/2 cup spinach<br \/>\n1 tablespoon parsley<\/p>\n<p>Combine the tomatoes, carrots, beet, soy sauce, salt, pepper, and 1\/2 of the water in a saucepan. Bring to a boil and then reduce heat. Let simmer, covered, for 20 minutes. Add the spinach and parsley and simmer for another five minutes, keeping the pan covered. Remove from heat and let cool for ten minutes. Pour in blender, add remaining 1\/2 water, and pur\u00e9e until smooth \u2014 about two minutes. Strain through a fine-mesh sieve and serve chilled. <\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/meatball-mary.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"31005\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2016\/10\/19\/recipe-bloody-stupid-mary\/meatball-mary\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/meatball-mary.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"587,388\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"meatball-mary\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/meatball-mary.jpg\" src=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/meatball-mary-400x264.jpg\" alt=\"meatball-mary\" width=\"400\" height=\"264\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-31005\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/meatball-mary-400x264.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/meatball-mary.jpg 587w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>Update:<\/strong> One more stupid idea: meatball glass Bloody Mary shots. WANT!!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>1\/3 homemade pepper vodka 2\/3 homemade V8 juice tabasco soy sauce tsp horseradish (alternatively, dijon mustard) celery stalk celery salt pepper Top with whatever you want, but make it big. And stupid. Chicken wings, shrimp, ham-wrapped cheese, pretzels, hot peppers, onion rings, fish fingers, pickles, olives, smoky maple bacon, lemon slice, rosemary sprigs, sliders, sausage,&#8230;<\/p>\n<p class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2016\/10\/19\/recipe-bloody-stupid-mary\/\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &ldquo;[recipe] Bloody Stupid Mary&rdquo;<\/span> &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":true,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[22],"class_list":["post-30993","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-recipes"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3u9vK-83T","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30993","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=30993"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30993\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":31007,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30993\/revisions\/31007"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=30993"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=30993"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=30993"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}