{"id":31000,"date":"2016-10-20T14:58:45","date_gmt":"2016-10-20T14:58:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/?p=31000"},"modified":"2016-10-20T15:00:48","modified_gmt":"2016-10-20T15:00:48","slug":"a-pessimist-is-someone-whos-listened-to-one-too-many-optimists","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2016\/10\/20\/a-pessimist-is-someone-whos-listened-to-one-too-many-optimists\/","title":{"rendered":"A pessimist is someone who&#8217;s listened to one too many optimists"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/dt161020.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"31001\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2016\/10\/20\/a-pessimist-is-someone-whos-listened-to-one-too-many-optimists\/dt161020\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/dt161020.gif\" data-orig-size=\"900,281\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"dt161020\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/dt161020-800x250.gif\" src=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/dt161020-800x250.gif\" alt=\"dt161020\" width=\"600\" height=\"188\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-31001\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/dt161020-800x250.gif 800w, https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/dt161020-400x125.gif 400w, https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/dt161020-768x240.gif 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>A pessimist is a man who tells the truth prematurely. &#8211; Cyrano de Bergerac<\/p>\n<p>Don&#8217;t ever become a pessimist&#8230; a pessimist is correct oftener than an optimist, but an optimist has more fun, and neither can stop the march of events.  &#8211; Robert A. Heinlein<\/p>\n<p>Tradition<br \/>\nJust because you&#8217;ve always done it that way doesn&#8217;t mean it&#8217;s not incredibly stupid.<\/p>\n<p>Believe in Yourself<br \/>\nBecause the rest of us think you&#8217;re an idiot.<\/p>\n<p>Meetings<br \/>\nNone of us is as dumb as all of us.<\/p>\n<p>Idiocy<br \/>\nNever underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.<\/p>\n<p>Consistency<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s only a virtue if you&#8217;re not a screwup.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A pessimist is a man who tells the truth prematurely. &#8211; Cyrano de Bergerac Don&#8217;t ever become a pessimist&#8230; a pessimist is correct oftener than an optimist, but an optimist has more fun, and neither can stop the march of events. &#8211; Robert A. Heinlein Tradition Just because you&#8217;ve always done it that way doesn&#8217;t&#8230;<\/p>\n<p class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2016\/10\/20\/a-pessimist-is-someone-whos-listened-to-one-too-many-optimists\/\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &ldquo;A pessimist is someone who&#8217;s listened to one too many optimists&rdquo;<\/span> &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":true,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[246,40],"class_list":["post-31000","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-dilbert","tag-work"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3u9vK-840","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31000","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=31000"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31000\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":31004,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31000\/revisions\/31004"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=31000"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=31000"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=31000"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}