{"id":33499,"date":"2016-12-10T22:12:09","date_gmt":"2016-12-10T22:12:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/?p=33499"},"modified":"2016-12-11T11:41:41","modified_gmt":"2016-12-11T11:41:41","slug":"somebody-needs-a-little-trim-down-under","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2016\/12\/10\/somebody-needs-a-little-trim-down-under\/","title":{"rendered":"Somebody needs a little trim down under"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/img_20161210_161611.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"33498\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2016\/12\/10\/somebody-needs-a-little-trim-down-under\/img_20161210_161611-jpg\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/img_20161210_161611.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"1200,674\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;2&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;3.79&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;100&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0.02&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"img_20161210_161611.jpg\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/img_20161210_161611-800x449.jpg\" src=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/img_20161210_161611-800x449.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"338\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-33498\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/img_20161210_161611-800x449.jpg 800w, https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/img_20161210_161611-400x225.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/img_20161210_161611-768x431.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/img_20161210_161611-100x56.jpg 100w, https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/img_20161210_161611-150x84.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/img_20161210_161611-200x112.jpg 200w, https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/img_20161210_161611-300x169.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/img_20161210_161611-450x253.jpg 450w, https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/img_20161210_161611-600x337.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/img_20161210_161611-900x506.jpg 900w, https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/img_20161210_161611.jpg 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>This is a shop that sells random decorative stuff in town. They&#8217;re currently selling big doggie beanbags. They really should have thought a bit more about the visual effect of using a shaggy box (pun onyended) as a prop for the big red one.&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is a shop that sells random decorative stuff in town. They&#8217;re currently selling big doggie beanbags. They really should have thought a bit more about the visual effect of using a shaggy box (pun onyended) as a prop for the big red one.&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":true,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[132],"class_list":["post-33499","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-random-shit"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3u9vK-8Ij","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33499","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=33499"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33499\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":33535,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33499\/revisions\/33535"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=33499"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=33499"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=33499"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}