{"id":33652,"date":"2016-12-25T10:09:00","date_gmt":"2016-12-25T10:09:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/?p=33652"},"modified":"2016-12-27T18:52:18","modified_gmt":"2016-12-27T18:52:18","slug":"the-hand-is-in-dad-joke-heaven","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2016\/12\/25\/the-hand-is-in-dad-joke-heaven\/","title":{"rendered":"The hand is in dad joke heaven\u00a0"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/img_20161225_110312.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"33651\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2016\/12\/25\/the-hand-is-in-dad-joke-heaven\/img_20161225_110312-jpg\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/img_20161225_110312.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"600,899\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"img_20161225_110312.jpg\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/img_20161225_110312-534x800.jpg\" src=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/img_20161225_110312-534x800.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"600\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-33651\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/img_20161225_110312-534x800.jpg 534w, https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/img_20161225_110312-267x400.jpg 267w, https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/img_20161225_110312-100x150.jpg 100w, https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/img_20161225_110312-150x225.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/img_20161225_110312-200x300.jpg 200w, https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/img_20161225_110312-300x450.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/img_20161225_110312-450x674.jpg 450w, https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/img_20161225_110312.jpg 600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>The hand is enjoying torturing granddad with gems like this:<\/p>\n<p>Who don&#8217;t crabs share their food? Because they&#8217;re shellfish!<br \/>\nHave you heard about the secret cheese society? The Hallouminati!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The hand is enjoying torturing granddad with gems like this: Who don&#8217;t crabs share their food? Because they&#8217;re shellfish! Have you heard about the secret cheese society? The Hallouminati!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":true,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[140],"class_list":["post-33652","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-christmas"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3u9vK-8KM","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33652","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=33652"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33652\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":33691,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33652\/revisions\/33691"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=33652"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=33652"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=33652"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}