{"id":33656,"date":"2016-12-25T17:03:46","date_gmt":"2016-12-25T17:03:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/?p=33656"},"modified":"2016-12-27T18:56:49","modified_gmt":"2016-12-27T18:56:49","slug":"this-wont-end-well","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2016\/12\/25\/this-wont-end-well\/","title":{"rendered":"This won&#8217;t end well"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/img_20161225_163933.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"33654\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2016\/12\/25\/this-wont-end-well\/img_20161225_163933-jpg\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/img_20161225_163933.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"1200,552\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" 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There have already been tears.&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Santa got drunk and decided it was a good idea to get a pair of battery powered, magazine fed, nerf guns. 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