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Go choose the wine… but don’t take the barolo.
\n*puts on head torch and goes spelunking in the pantry*
\nOK, I have wine.
\n*inspects choices*
\nWe’ve had all of these, go get the barolo.
\nYou asked me to get the wine, I got wine!
\nOK. But this one is too young. Drink the old ones first…oh,this one is good, it’s 15%!
\n*puts back half the bottles I’d selected*<\/p>\n

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I need a bigger house!
\nNo, cause then you’ll end up with another kitchen.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Go choose the wine… but don’t take the barolo. *puts on head torch and goes spelunking in the pantry* OK, I have wine. *inspects choices* We’ve had all of these, go get the barolo. You asked me to get the wine, I got wine! OK. But this one is too young. Drink the old ones…<\/p>\n

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