{"id":33808,"date":"2017-01-01T19:15:00","date_gmt":"2017-01-01T19:15:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/?p=33808"},"modified":"2017-01-05T12:03:01","modified_gmt":"2017-01-05T12:03:01","slug":"for-the-distinguished-pinniped","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2017\/01\/01\/for-the-distinguished-pinniped\/","title":{"rendered":"For the distinguished pinniped\u00a0"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/wp-image-507496804jpg.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/wp-image-507496804jpg-533x800.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"600\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-33807\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Gerald is rocking the bow tie. Bow ties are cool (if Dr Who said it, it must be true).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Gerald is rocking the bow tie. Bow ties are cool (if Dr Who said it, it must be true).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":true,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[132],"class_list":["post-33808","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-random-shit"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3u9vK-8Ni","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33808","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=33808"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33808\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":33835,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33808\/revisions\/33835"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=33808"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=33808"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=33808"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}