{"id":34067,"date":"2017-02-10T10:56:42","date_gmt":"2017-02-10T10:56:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/?p=34067"},"modified":"2017-02-10T10:56:42","modified_gmt":"2017-02-10T10:56:42","slug":"as-thought-it-was-talking-about-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2017\/02\/10\/as-thought-it-was-talking-about-me\/","title":{"rendered":"As thought it was talking about me"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/phd011317s.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"34068\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2017\/02\/10\/as-thought-it-was-talking-about-me\/phd011317s\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/phd011317s.gif\" data-orig-size=\"600,367\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"phd011317s\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/phd011317s.gif\" src=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/phd011317s.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"367\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-34068\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>When I finished my lab work back in 2000, I just had to write and submit my thesis to get my M.Sc. It was January and the deadline was 9 months away. I took a full month just to do nothing, mainly because I was exhausted. Then I took a month to organize my background reading material, format my document, write a ToC and then&#8230; fuck all. In the interim, I started a full-time job. I&#8217;d occasionally glance at the box with all my thesis and lab shit, but mostly I avoided it. The months passed, as they are wont to do. Then it was to the point where I had a week left. I told my boss not to fire me, but not pay me, and that he wouldn&#8217;t see me for a week. I bought a carton of cigarettes, moved my coffee maker on to my desk, and went to work. I&#8217;d work non-stop from 10am to 6am. I chain smoked. I lived on Salonica take-out (this was prior to my allergies breaking out, so I could still do shit like that). I had a 20-hour WinAmp (it really kicks the llama&#8217;s ass) playlist. Every time I heard a Britney Spears song, it was my cue to get up and move around a bit. <\/p>\n<p>After a couple of days, I gave my intro, background and methods to my thesis supervisor for him to review while I started working on my results and discussion. A couple of more days and I swapped the first set of corrections with the latest material. I still remember that on the Friday morning when it was due, at around 6am, I was in my office at work printing out my first full copy of my thesis. I had to stop by a copy center to have it copied and bound, then stop by the thesis office to hand it in &#8211; at around 3pm. I&#8217;d done it. That night, on the terrace roof of the building I was living in, I drank a couple of bottles of bubbly with some friends, got drunk and went to bed. I woke up some time on Sunday with the mother of all headaches. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When I finished my lab work back in 2000, I just had to write and submit my thesis to get my M.Sc. It was January and the deadline was 9 months away. I took a full month just to do nothing, mainly because I was exhausted. Then I took a month to organize my background&#8230;<\/p>\n<p class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2017\/02\/10\/as-thought-it-was-talking-about-me\/\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &ldquo;As thought it was talking about me&rdquo;<\/span> &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[151],"class_list":["post-34067","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-slice-of-life"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3u9vK-8Rt","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34067","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=34067"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34067\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":34069,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34067\/revisions\/34069"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=34067"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=34067"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=34067"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}