{"id":3441,"date":"2009-07-16T16:31:37","date_gmt":"2009-07-16T16:31:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/?p=3441"},"modified":"2009-07-16T16:35:43","modified_gmt":"2009-07-16T16:35:43","slug":"more-stupid-tattoo-goodness","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2009\/07\/16\/more-stupid-tattoo-goodness\/","title":{"rendered":"More stupid tattoo goodness"},"content":{"rendered":"

As a follow up to this previous post<\/a>, I give you more tattoo idiocy.<\/p>\n

Canadian Lane Jensen made a radical move to have one of the most bizarre operations of the year \u2014 to insert silicone implants not in his chest, but in his leg.<\/p>\n

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Before<\/strong><\/td>\nNow with chesty goodness<\/strong><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n

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A devotee of body art already, Lane had a tattoo of a large busted lady on his shin. He felt the tattoo wasn\u2019t entirely dramatic enough, so he had silicone implanted underneath the breasts on the tattooed woman to make the inkwork more effective in the right areas.<\/p>\n

\u201cI thought for sure I\u2019d be light headed or sick from the visual but in fact, after 15 minutes I sat up and watched. Today it doesn\u2019t feel any worse than a minor bruise. It looks great and accents the tattoo very well.\u201d said Jensen.<\/p>\n

\u201cMy leg breast implants are doing great 1 week after the implant was inserted. The one spot where the nipple rubs against my pants is a little sore. It\u2019ll callus up and be fine soon.\u201d he adds.<\/p>\n

UPDATE:<\/p>\n

The implants were put in on December 9, but by Christmas Eve the sutures had split, and large quantities of lymphatic fluid were oozing out of his leg, Lane told the Edmonton Sun. \u201cThere was so much fluid in there. I went back to the studio and pushed on it gently \u2014 the implant shot right out.\u201d He says that there was nothing wrong with the implant procedure. \u201cMy body just rejected it. I guess my girl wasn\u2019t meant to have 3D breasts.\u201d<\/p>\n

And, as a further treat, I present:<\/p>\n

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What your tattoo says about you<\/strong><\/center><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

As a follow up to this previous post, I give you more tattoo idiocy. Canadian Lane Jensen made a radical move to have one of the most bizarre operations of the year \u2014 to insert silicone implants not in his chest, but in his leg. Before Now with chesty goodness A devotee of body art…<\/p>\n

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