{"id":34493,"date":"2017-03-21T12:25:35","date_gmt":"2017-03-21T12:25:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/?p=34493"},"modified":"2017-03-21T12:38:03","modified_gmt":"2017-03-21T12:38:03","slug":"things-i-say-to-bean","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2017\/03\/21\/things-i-say-to-bean\/","title":{"rendered":"Things I say to Bean"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/fb_img_1490032399240.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"34478\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2017\/03\/21\/things-i-say-to-bean\/fb_img_1490032399240-jpg\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/fb_img_1490032399240.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"800,999\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"fb_img_1490032399240.jpg\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/fb_img_1490032399240-641x800.jpg\" src=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/fb_img_1490032399240-641x800.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"480\" height=\"600\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-34478\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/fb_img_1490032399240-641x800.jpg 641w, https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/fb_img_1490032399240-320x400.jpg 320w, https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/fb_img_1490032399240-768x959.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/fb_img_1490032399240-100x125.jpg 100w, https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/fb_img_1490032399240-150x187.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/fb_img_1490032399240-200x250.jpg 200w, https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/fb_img_1490032399240-300x375.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/fb_img_1490032399240-450x562.jpg 450w, https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/fb_img_1490032399240-600x749.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/fb_img_1490032399240.jpg 800w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 480px) 100vw, 480px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Commonly repeated sentences:<br \/>\n&#8211; are you dressed?<br \/>\n&#8211; do you have socks on?<br \/>\n&#8211; please stop talking for 5 minutes!!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Commonly repeated sentences: &#8211; are you dressed? &#8211; do you have socks on? &#8211; please stop talking for 5 minutes!!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":true,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[183],"class_list":["post-34493","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-the-peanut"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3u9vK-8Yl","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34493","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=34493"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34493\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":34502,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34493\/revisions\/34502"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=34493"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=34493"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=34493"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}