{"id":34561,"date":"2017-03-28T15:50:30","date_gmt":"2017-03-28T15:50:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/?p=34561"},"modified":"2017-03-28T15:50:30","modified_gmt":"2017-03-28T15:50:30","slug":"quote-of-the-day-80","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2017\/03\/28\/quote-of-the-day-80\/","title":{"rendered":"Quote of the day"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/17553619_1985490818205278_7197622784295000151_n.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"34563\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2017\/03\/28\/quote-of-the-day-80\/17553619_1985490818205278_7197622784295000151_n\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/17553619_1985490818205278_7197622784295000151_n.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"535,600\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"17553619_1985490818205278_7197622784295000151_n\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/17553619_1985490818205278_7197622784295000151_n.jpg\" src=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/17553619_1985490818205278_7197622784295000151_n-357x400.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"357\" height=\"400\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-34563\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/17553619_1985490818205278_7197622784295000151_n-357x400.jpg 357w, https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/17553619_1985490818205278_7197622784295000151_n.jpg 535w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 357px) 100vw, 357px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>My therapist and I decided that from now on, when I&#8217;m thinking something negative about myself, I&#8217;m going to imagine that Donald Trump is saying it, because it&#8217;s really easy for me to just tell him to fuck off. <\/p>\n<p>Example:<br \/>\nTrump: &#8220;Your thighs are fat.&#8221;<br \/>\nMe: &#8220;Fuck you and your fucking wall.&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>I think we&#8217;re onto something here. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My therapist and I decided that from now on, when I&#8217;m thinking something negative about myself, I&#8217;m going to imagine that Donald Trump is saying it, because it&#8217;s really easy for me to just tell him to fuck off. Example: Trump: &#8220;Your thighs are fat.&#8221; Me: &#8220;Fuck you and your fucking wall.&#8221; I think we&#8217;re&#8230;<\/p>\n<p class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2017\/03\/28\/quote-of-the-day-80\/\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &ldquo;Quote of the day&rdquo;<\/span> &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[109,136,507],"class_list":["post-34561","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-dealing-with-idiots","tag-god-bless-the-land-of-the-free","tag-qotd"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3u9vK-8Zr","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34561","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=34561"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34561\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":34564,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34561\/revisions\/34564"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=34561"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=34561"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=34561"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}