{"id":3460,"date":"2009-07-23T12:43:42","date_gmt":"2009-07-23T12:43:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/?p=3460"},"modified":"2009-07-23T12:43:42","modified_gmt":"2009-07-23T12:43:42","slug":"getting-old-and-senile","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2009\/07\/23\/getting-old-and-senile\/","title":{"rendered":"Getting old and senile."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>There are some things in this world that will never be forgotten, this week\u2019s 40th anniversary of the moon landing for one. But Moore\u2019s Law and our ever-increasing quest for simpler, smaller, faster and better widgets and thingamabobs will always ensure that some of the technology we grew up with will not be passed down the line to the next generation of geeks.<\/p>\n<h1>Audio-Visual Entertainment<\/h1>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">1. Inserting a VHS tape into a VCR to watch a movie or to record something.<\/span><br \/>\n2. Super-8 movies and cine film of all kinds.<br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"> 3. Playing music on an audio tape using a personal stereo. See what happens when you give a Walkman to todays teenager.<\/span><br \/>\n4. The number of TV channels being a single digit. I remember it being a massive event when Britain got its fourth channel.<br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"> 5. Standard-definition, CRT TVs filling up half your living room.<br \/>\n6. Rotary dial televisions with no remote control. You know, the ones where the kids were the remote control.<br \/>\n7. High-speed dubbing.<br \/>\n8. 8-track cartridges.<br \/>\n9. Vinyl records. Even today\u2019s DJs are going laptop or CD.<br \/>\n10. Betamax tapes.<br \/>\n11. MiniDisc.<\/span><br \/>\n12. Laserdisc: the LP of DVD.<br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"> 13. Scanning the radio dial and hearing static between stations. (Digital tuners + HD radio bork this concept.)<\/span><br \/>\n14. Shortwave radio.<br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"> 15. 3-D movies meaning red-and-green glasses.<br \/>\n16. Watching TV when the networks say you should. Tivo and Sky+ are slowing killing this one.<br \/>\n17. That there was a time before \u2018reality TV.\u2019<br \/>\n<\/span><\/p>\n<h1>Computers and Videogaming<\/h1>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"> 18. Wires. OK, so they\u2019re not gone yet, but it won\u2019t be long<br \/>\n19. The scream of a modem connecting.<br \/>\n20. The buzz of a dot-matrix printer<br \/>\n21. 5- and 3-inch floppies, Zip Discs and countless other forms of data storage.<br \/>\n22. Using jumpers to set IRQs.<br \/>\n23. DOS.<br \/>\n24. Terminals accessing the mainframe.<br \/>\n25. Screens being just green (or orange) on black.<br \/>\n26. Tweaking the volume setting on your tape deck to get a computer game to load, and waiting ages for it to actually do it.<br \/>\n27. Daisy chaining your SCSI devices and making sure they\u2019ve all got a different ID.<br \/>\n28. Counting in kilobytes.<br \/>\n29. Wondering if you can afford to buy a RAM upgrade.<br \/>\n30. Blowing the dust out of a NES cartridge in the hopes that it\u2019ll load this time.<\/span><br \/>\n31. Turning a PlayStation on its end to try and get a game to load.<br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"> 32. Joysticks.<br \/>\n33. Having to delete something to make room on your hard drive.<br \/>\n34. Booting your computer off of a floppy disk.<\/span><br \/>\n35. Recording a song in a studio.<\/p>\n<h1>The Internet<\/h1>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"> 36. NCSA Mosaic.<br \/>\n37. Finding out information from an encyclopedia.<br \/>\n38. Using a road atlas to get from A to B.<br \/>\n39. Doing bank business only when the bank is open.<br \/>\n40. Shopping only during the day, Monday to Saturday.<br \/>\n41. Phone books and Yellow Pages.<br \/>\n42. Newspapers and magazines made from dead trees.<br \/>\n43. Actually being able to get a domain name consisting of real words.<br \/>\n44. Filling out an order form by hand, putting it in an envelope and posting it.<br \/>\n45. Not knowing exactly what all of your friends are doing and thinking at every moment.<\/span><br \/>\n46. Carrying on a correspondence with real letters, especially the handwritten kind.<br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"> 47. Archie searches.<br \/>\n48. Gopher searches.<br \/>\n49. Concatenating and UUDecoding binaries from Usenet.<br \/>\n50. Privacy.<br \/>\n51. The fact that words generally don\u2019t have num8er5 in them.<br \/>\n52. Correct spelling of phrases, rather than TLAs.<br \/>\n53. Waiting several minutes (or even hours!) to download something.<br \/>\n54. The time before botnets\/security vulnerabilities due to always-on and always-connected PCs<br \/>\n55. The time before PC networks.<br \/>\n56. When Spam was just a meat product \u2014 or even a Monty Python sketch.<br \/>\n<\/span><\/p>\n<h1>Gadgets<\/h1>\n<p>57. Typewriters.<br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">58. Putting film in your camera: 35mm may have some life still, but what about APS or disk?<br \/>\n59. Sending that film away to be processed.<br \/>\n60. Having physical prints of photographs come back to you.<br \/>\n61. CB radios.<\/span><br \/>\n62. Getting lost. With GPS coming to more and more phones, your location is only a click away.<br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"> 63. Rotary-dial telephones.<br \/>\n64. Answering machines.<br \/>\n65. Using a stick to point at information on a wallchart<br \/>\n66. Pay phones.<br \/>\n67. Phones with actual bells in them.<br \/>\n68. Fax machines.<br \/>\n69. Vacuum cleaners with bags in them.<br \/>\n<\/span><\/p>\n<h1>Everything Else<\/h1>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"> 70. Taking turns picking a radio station, or selecting a tape, for everyone to listen to during a long drive.<br \/>\n71. Remembering someone\u2019s phone number.<br \/>\n72. Not knowing who was calling you on the phone.<br \/>\n73. Actually going down to a Blockbuster store to rent a movie.<\/span><br \/>\n74. Toys actually being suitable for the under-3s.<br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"> 75. LEGO just being square blocks of various sizes, with the odd wheel, window or door.<\/span><br \/>\n76. Waiting for the television-network premiere to watch a movie after its run at the theater.<br \/>\n77. Relying on the 5-minute sport segment on the nightly news for baseball highlights.<br \/>\n78. Neat handwriting.<br \/>\n79. The days before the nanny state.<br \/>\n80. Starbuck being a man.<br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">81. Han shoots first.<\/span><br \/>\n82. \u201cObi-Wan never told you what happened to your father.\u201d But they\u2019ve already seen episode III, so it\u2019s no big surprise.<br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">83. Kentucky Fried Chicken, as opposed to KFC.<br \/>\n84. Trig tables and log tables.<\/span><br \/>\n85. \u201cDon\u2019t know what a slide rule is for \u2026\u201d<br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"> 86. Finding books in a card catalog at the library.<br \/>\n87. Swimming pools with diving boards.<\/span><br \/>\n88. Hershey bars in silver wrappers.<br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">89. Sliding the paper outer wrapper off a Kit-Kat, placing it on the palm of your hand and clapping to make it bang loudly. Then sliding your finger down the silver foil of break off the first finger<\/span><br \/>\n90. A Marathon bar (what a Snickers used to be called in Britain).<br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"> 91. Having to manually unlock a car door.<br \/>\n92. Writing a check.<\/span><br \/>\n93. Looking out the window during a long drive.<br \/>\n94. Roller skates, as opposed to blades.<br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"> 95. Cash.<br \/>\n96. Libraries as a place to get books rather than a place to use the internet.<br \/>\n97. Spending your entire allowance at the arcade in the mall.<\/span><br \/>\n98. Omni Magazine<br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"> 99. A physical dictionary \u2014 either for spelling or definitions.<\/span><br \/>\n100. When a \u2018geek\u2019 and a \u2018nerd\u2019 were one and the same.<\/p>\n<p>The ones in red are emphasis mine. How many can you relate to?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There are some things in this world that will never be forgotten, this week\u2019s 40th anniversary of the moon landing for one. But Moore\u2019s Law and our ever-increasing quest for simpler, smaller, faster and better widgets and thingamabobs will always ensure that some of the technology we grew up with will not be passed down&#8230;<\/p>\n<p class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2009\/07\/23\/getting-old-and-senile\/\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &ldquo;Getting old and senile.&rdquo;<\/span> &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[322,38,62],"class_list":["post-3460","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-getting-old","tag-linked-news","tag-lists"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3u9vK-TO","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3460","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3460"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3460\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3461,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3460\/revisions\/3461"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3460"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3460"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3460"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}