{"id":3497,"date":"2009-09-08T13:11:35","date_gmt":"2009-09-08T13:11:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/?p=3497"},"modified":"2009-09-08T13:11:35","modified_gmt":"2009-09-08T13:11:35","slug":"i-shall-call-him-victor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2009\/09\/08\/i-shall-call-him-victor\/","title":{"rendered":"I shall call him Victor"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My staff association meeting this morning had moments where it was less than productive. In these moments, Victor was born. <\/p>\n<p><center><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Victor!\" src=\"http:\/\/www.flubu.com\/images\/LJ\/victor-doodle.jpg\" class=\"alignnone\" width=\"456\" height=\"600\" \/><\/center><\/p>\n<p>Admit it, he kicks ass.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My staff association meeting this morning had moments where it was less than productive. In these moments, Victor was born. Admit it, he kicks ass.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[139,132,40],"class_list":["post-3497","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-pictures","tag-random-shit","tag-work"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3u9vK-Up","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3497","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3497"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3497\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3499,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3497\/revisions\/3499"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3497"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3497"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3497"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}