{"id":3553,"date":"2009-10-20T12:59:02","date_gmt":"2009-10-20T12:59:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/?p=3553"},"modified":"2015-10-08T19:08:58","modified_gmt":"2015-10-08T19:08:58","slug":"thats-not-my-penguin","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2009\/10\/20\/thats-not-my-penguin\/","title":{"rendered":"That&#8217;s not my penguin"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Katy and I were browsing through the ELC shelves a few weeks ago when I came across a book entitled <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.co.uk\/Thats-Penguin-Usborne-Touchy-Feely\/dp\/0746085508\">That&#8217;s not my penguin&#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"http:\/\/www.flubu.com\/images\/LJ\/thatsnotmypenguin.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"450\" height=\"277\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Am I the only one that thinks the second sentence should read &#8220;Don&#8217;t piss it off because it will <span style=\"font-size: x-large;\"><strong>EAT YOUR SOUL!!!!!!!!!!!<\/strong><\/span>&#8220;?<\/p>\n<p>Seriously, the things looks evil.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Katy and I were browsing through the ELC shelves a few weeks ago when I came across a book entitled That&#8217;s not my penguin&#8230; Am I the only one that thinks the second sentence should read &#8220;Don&#8217;t piss it off because it will EAT YOUR SOUL!!!!!!!!!!!&#8220;? Seriously, the things looks evil.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[234,132],"class_list":["post-3553","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-penguins","tag-random-shit"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3u9vK-Vj","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3553","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3553"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3553\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":23631,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3553\/revisions\/23631"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3553"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3553"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3553"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}