{"id":35669,"date":"2017-05-01T14:53:48","date_gmt":"2017-05-01T14:53:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/?p=35669"},"modified":"2017-05-01T14:53:48","modified_gmt":"2017-05-01T14:53:48","slug":"lovable-asses-the-lot-of-them","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2017\/05\/01\/lovable-asses-the-lot-of-them\/","title":{"rendered":"Lovable asses, the lot of them"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/IMG_20170501_122110.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"35665\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2017\/05\/01\/lovable-asses-the-lot-of-them\/img_20170501_122110\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/IMG_20170501_122110.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"800,450\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;2&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;3.79&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;800&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0.0588&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"IMG_20170501_122110\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/IMG_20170501_122110-800x450.jpg\" src=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/IMG_20170501_122110-800x450.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"338\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-35665\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/IMG_20170501_122110.jpg 800w, https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/IMG_20170501_122110-400x225.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/IMG_20170501_122110-768x432.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I had to phone in to a meeting this morning. This is what greeted me when I came om the bedroom to get my phone.<\/p>\n<p>Bastards.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I had to phone in to a meeting this morning. This is what greeted me when I came om the bedroom to get my phone. Bastards.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[141,307],"class_list":["post-35669","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-cats","tag-pets"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3u9vK-9hj","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35669","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=35669"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35669\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":35671,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35669\/revisions\/35671"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=35669"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=35669"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=35669"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}