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Me: why are girls wearing designer jeans that are pre-ripped at the knee?
\nKaty: I don’t know, maybe they’re doing a lot of manual labour on their hands and knees?
\nMe: the only thing they do on their knees doesn’t involve their hands…<\/p>\n

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Me: see that girl?
\nKaty: what about her?
\nMe: she looks like she took my mom’s bathroom curtains, dyed them purple and wrapped them around her ass.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Me: why are girls wearing designer jeans that are pre-ripped at the knee? Katy: I don’t know, maybe they’re doing a lot of manual labour on their hands and knees? Me: the only thing they do on their knees doesn’t involve their hands… Me: see that girl? Katy: what about her? Me: she looks like…<\/p>\n

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