{"id":35918,"date":"2017-05-29T12:30:42","date_gmt":"2017-05-29T12:30:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/?p=35918"},"modified":"2017-05-29T12:30:42","modified_gmt":"2017-05-29T12:30:42","slug":"the-tao-of-carl","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2017\/05\/29\/the-tao-of-carl\/","title":{"rendered":"The tao of Carl"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/tumblr_mystqp8IsI1qlwyako1_500.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"35919\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2017\/05\/29\/the-tao-of-carl\/tumblr_mystqp8isi1qlwyako1_500\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/tumblr_mystqp8IsI1qlwyako1_500.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"499,727\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"tumblr_mystqp8IsI1qlwyako1_500\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/tumblr_mystqp8IsI1qlwyako1_500.jpg\" src=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/tumblr_mystqp8IsI1qlwyako1_500-275x400.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"275\" height=\"400\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-35919\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/tumblr_mystqp8IsI1qlwyako1_500-275x400.jpg 275w, https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/tumblr_mystqp8IsI1qlwyako1_500.jpg 499w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 275px) 100vw, 275px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Stop talking shit, Carl.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Stop talking shit, Carl.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[459],"class_list":["post-35918","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-tao"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3u9vK-9lk","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35918","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=35918"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35918\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":35920,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35918\/revisions\/35920"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=35918"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=35918"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=35918"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}