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Tigers can carry double their bodyweight, at about 540kg. The largest tigers can measure up to 3.5m from nose to tail and weigh close to 300kg and, despite their size, run at up to 40mph. A swipe of a tiger’s paw is powerful enough to smash a cow’s skull. <\/p>\n

And yet, I want to kiss them and love them and squeeze them and hug them and call them George.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Tigers can carry double their bodyweight, at about 540kg. The largest tigers can measure up to 3.5m from nose to tail and weigh close to 300kg and, despite their size, run at up to 40mph. A swipe of a tiger’s paw is powerful enough to smash a cow’s skull. And yet, I want to kiss…<\/p>\n

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