{"id":3610,"date":"2009-12-01T12:48:21","date_gmt":"2009-12-01T12:48:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/?p=3610"},"modified":"2009-12-01T17:01:51","modified_gmt":"2009-12-01T17:01:51","slug":"random-quotes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2009\/12\/01\/random-quotes\/","title":{"rendered":"Random quotes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve been accumulating bits of paper with random quotes in my wallet for the past few weeks, in the hopes that I&#8217;d finally take the time to post everything. So here goes:<\/p>\n<p>Katy: I always feel better after my bi-annual mental breakdown.<\/p>\n<p>Me: Yell if you need aught.<br \/>\nKaty: God, you sound like me but with a Canadian accent. It&#8217;s so bizare!<\/p>\n<p>Katy: At my funeral, make sure that everybody has lots of cake<br \/>\n(while we got lost,  walking in a cemetery, in Leics)<\/p>\n<p>Official diagnostic for the Beastie, as given by our local GP, when he was feeling under the weather a few weeks ago: Iwantadaywithmommyitis. <\/p>\n<p>Katy: *laughs maniacally*<br \/>\nMel: Do you have feathers down your drawers?<br \/>\nMe: Do I need to topiary the aviary?<br \/>\nKaty: You know what they say about a bird in the hand<br \/>\nMe: It&#8217;s worth two in the bush?<br \/>\nKaty: *laughs maniacally*<\/p>\n<p>I agree, gentle reader, for a few of those, you had to be there :)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve been accumulating bits of paper with random quotes in my wallet for the past few weeks, in the hopes that I&#8217;d finally take the time to post everything. So here goes: Katy: I always feel better after my bi-annual mental breakdown. Me: Yell if you need aught. Katy: God, you sound like me but&#8230;<\/p>\n<p class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2009\/12\/01\/random-quotes\/\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &ldquo;Random quotes&rdquo;<\/span> &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[507,132],"class_list":["post-3610","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-qotd","tag-random-shit"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3u9vK-We","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3610","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3610"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3610\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3617,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3610\/revisions\/3617"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3610"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3610"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3610"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}