{"id":3632,"date":"2009-12-16T15:40:43","date_gmt":"2009-12-16T15:40:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/?p=3632"},"modified":"2009-12-16T15:40:43","modified_gmt":"2009-12-16T15:40:43","slug":"tolstopoodles-and-donkeys","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2009\/12\/16\/tolstopoodles-and-donkeys\/","title":{"rendered":"Tolstopoodles and donkeys"},"content":{"rendered":"

We had to get Tolstoy shaved because, minger that he is, he doesn’t goom his fur and won’t let us brush him so he gets dreadlocked and it just looks painful. We took him to the vet to get a good brushing under sedation (we have to do this once a year or so) and when we went to pick him up, the nurse said “we had to shave off a bit more fur than expected, but don’t worry, he’s fine”.<\/p>\n

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We have a poodle. The only things that are not shorn are his head, tail, lower paws and a bit around his ass. The rest of him is gone. His tail is wider than his actual body. The thing is though, ever since we got him done, he’s been like his old self again and has gotten uber clingy. He’s taken to sleeping on the bed with us most every night. It’d be cute if he didn’t weigh so damn much. He’s small, but it’s all muscle.<\/p>\n

In other news, the beastie was in a Christmas play in the nursery yesterday. All the small kids were random nativity-esque animals. Ours was a donkey (though the only requirement was to be dressed in grey). We were quite proud of him. He didn’t cry (he seemed to enjoy the attention, in a bemused sort of way) and he clapped enthusiastically at all the right places. Katy could have burst something she was so proud. <\/p>\n


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We had to get Tolstoy shaved because, minger that he is, he doesn’t goom his fur and won’t let us brush him so he gets dreadlocked and it just looks painful. We took him to the vet to get a good brushing under sedation (we have to do this once a year or so) and…<\/p>\n

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