{"id":3696,"date":"2010-03-04T14:43:10","date_gmt":"2010-03-04T14:43:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/?p=3696"},"modified":"2010-03-04T14:43:10","modified_gmt":"2010-03-04T14:43:10","slug":"the-hands","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2010\/03\/04\/the-hands\/","title":{"rendered":"The hands"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Katy and I have built-in hand puppets that seem to have a life of their own. They can be quite opinionated (Katy&#8217;s hand is quite adamant that Rhianna is a skanky ho festering with chlamydia and herpes). We;re not entirely sure when they came to life, nor are we really sure if we&#8217;re completely sane or not. <\/p>\n<p><center><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/www.flubu.com\/images\/LJ\/the_hand.jpg\" class=\"alignnone\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" \/><\/center><\/p>\n<p>Still, they seem harmless and making them talk at the dinner table seems to wind Mel up to no extent, so it&#8217;s all good. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Katy and I have built-in hand puppets that seem to have a life of their own. They can be quite opinionated (Katy&#8217;s hand is quite adamant that Rhianna is a skanky ho festering with chlamydia and herpes). We;re not entirely sure when they came to life, nor are we really sure if we&#8217;re completely sane&#8230;<\/p>\n<p class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2010\/03\/04\/the-hands\/\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &ldquo;The hands&rdquo;<\/span> &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[132,151,289],"class_list":["post-3696","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-random-shit","tag-slice-of-life","tag-the-hand"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3u9vK-XC","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3696","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3696"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3696\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3697,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3696\/revisions\/3697"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3696"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3696"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3696"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}