{"id":37637,"date":"2017-08-09T12:33:07","date_gmt":"2017-08-09T12:33:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/?p=37637"},"modified":"2017-08-09T17:41:00","modified_gmt":"2017-08-09T17:41:00","slug":"were-all-going-to-die","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2017\/08\/09\/were-all-going-to-die\/","title":{"rendered":"We&#8217;re all going to die!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/IMG_20170809_142149.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"37636\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2017\/08\/09\/were-all-going-to-die\/img_20170809_142149\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/IMG_20170809_142149.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"800,599\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"IMG_20170809_142149\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/IMG_20170809_142149-600x449.jpg\" src=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/IMG_20170809_142149-400x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-37636\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/IMG_20170809_142149-400x300.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/IMG_20170809_142149-768x575.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/IMG_20170809_142149-600x449.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/IMG_20170809_142149.jpg 800w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>So. Two egomaniac boy-children, with a minimal grasp of reality, are going to have a dick-measuring contest.<\/p>\n<p>With nukes.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/alldead.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"37638\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2017\/08\/09\/were-all-going-to-die\/alldead\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/alldead.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"1280,720\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"alldead\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/alldead-600x338.jpg\" src=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/alldead-400x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"225\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-37638\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/alldead-400x225.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/alldead-768x432.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/alldead-600x338.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/alldead.jpg 1280w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Oh, and this isn&#8217;t ironic at all. Please note the date:<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"400\" height=\"212\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/FB_IMG_1502297858212.jpg\" title=\"\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1365\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So. Two egomaniac boy-children, with a minimal grasp of reality, are going to have a dick-measuring contest. With nukes. Oh, and this isn&#8217;t ironic at all. Please note the date:<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[109],"class_list":["post-37637","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-dealing-with-idiots"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3u9vK-9N3","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37637","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=37637"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37637\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":37642,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37637\/revisions\/37642"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=37637"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=37637"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=37637"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}