{"id":37956,"date":"2017-09-30T10:42:22","date_gmt":"2017-09-30T10:42:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2017\/09\/30\/ok-now-what-do-i-do\/"},"modified":"2017-09-30T10:42:22","modified_gmt":"2017-09-30T10:42:22","slug":"ok-now-what-do-i-do","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2017\/09\/30\/ok-now-what-do-i-do\/","title":{"rendered":"OK, now what do I do?\u00a0"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"400\" height=\"711\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/IMG_20170930_091405.png\" title=\"\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1632\"><\/p>\n<p>Got woke up with Tolstoy galloping into the bedroom, knocking shit over, running up the bed post and making I&#8217;m-possessed-by-Satam noises. When he calmed down, he just Sat there with a silly look on his face, wondering what to do next.&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Got woke up with Tolstoy galloping into the bedroom, knocking shit over, running up the bed post and making I&#8217;m-possessed-by-Satam noises. When he calmed down, he just Sat there with a silly look on his face, wondering what to do next.&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[141],"class_list":["post-37956","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-cats"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3u9vK-9Sc","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37956","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=37956"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37956\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=37956"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=37956"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=37956"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}