{"id":38224,"date":"2017-11-17T12:15:44","date_gmt":"2017-11-17T12:15:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/?p=38224"},"modified":"2017-11-17T12:15:44","modified_gmt":"2017-11-17T12:15:44","slug":"you-know-youre-a-parent","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2017\/11\/17\/you-know-youre-a-parent\/","title":{"rendered":"You know you&#8217;re a parent"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/IMG_20171117_0811.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"38223\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2017\/11\/17\/you-know-youre-a-parent\/img_20171117_0811\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/IMG_20171117_0811.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"2247,2247\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;2&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;ONEPLUS A3003&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;1510906309&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;4.26&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;250&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0.03030303030303&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"IMG_20171117_0811.jpg\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/IMG_20171117_0811-600x600.jpg\" src=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/IMG_20171117_0811-400x400.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"400\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-38223\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/IMG_20171117_0811-400x400.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/IMG_20171117_0811-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/IMG_20171117_0811-768x768.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/IMG_20171117_0811-600x600.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/IMG_20171117_0811-50x50.jpg 50w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&#8230;when your sensibly warm scarf and hat magically appear on your child, minutes after you hear the phrase &#8220;It&#8217;s not cold, I&#8217;ll be fine&#8221; (inside the house), followed shortly after by &#8220;I&#8217;m cold&#8221; (outside the house).  <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;when your sensibly warm scarf and hat magically appear on your child, minutes after you hear the phrase &#8220;It&#8217;s not cold, I&#8217;ll be fine&#8221; (inside the house), followed shortly after by &#8220;I&#8217;m cold&#8221; (outside the house).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[151,183],"class_list":["post-38224","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-slice-of-life","tag-the-peanut"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3u9vK-9Ww","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38224","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=38224"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38224\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":38225,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38224\/revisions\/38225"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=38224"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=38224"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=38224"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}