{"id":3827,"date":"2010-06-30T14:01:59","date_gmt":"2010-06-30T14:01:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/?p=3827"},"modified":"2010-06-30T14:56:23","modified_gmt":"2010-06-30T14:56:23","slug":"quotes-from-last-night","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2010\/06\/30\/quotes-from-last-night\/","title":{"rendered":"Quotes from last night"},"content":{"rendered":"

There’s something very zen about watering your garden at 11:30pm when you’re high as a kite. <\/p>\n

A conversation between two foxes:
\n– You ate your own cubs?
\n– You know, you get peckish, nothin’ in the fridge
\n– You had Muller rice!
\n– Yeah, but no spoon.
\n[later]
\n– Look what I just found, a spoon! It was just a waste of life after all!<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/p>\n

Eat your Jesus biscuit! Eat it right up!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

There’s something very zen about watering your garden at 11:30pm when you’re high as a kite. A conversation between two foxes: – You ate your own cubs? – You know, you get peckish, nothin’ in the fridge – You had Muller rice! – Yeah, but no spoon. [later] – Look what I just found, a…<\/p>\n

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