{"id":3831,"date":"2010-07-02T16:03:55","date_gmt":"2010-07-02T16:03:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/?p=3831"},"modified":"2010-07-02T16:03:55","modified_gmt":"2010-07-02T16:03:55","slug":"pube-waffles-indeed","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2010\/07\/02\/pube-waffles-indeed\/","title":{"rendered":"Pube waffles, indeed."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>For reasons unknown, the database servers are being extraordinarily naughty at work and it&#8217;s getting impossible to get anything done. I&#8217;ve been trying to rebuild a biomart for the last 2 days and the scripts keep borking on me. Finally, it seems to be working now, but it&#8217;s sloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow.<\/p>\n<p>So, in the meantime, there&#8217;s naught else to do but browse on my new toy. <\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s bad. It&#8217;s really bad. I&#8217;ve already installed 6 games, a few productivity apps and the complete learner&#8217;s guide to the UK motorcycle theory test (which I need to study for because my exam is next Friday).<\/p>\n<p>I love my phone.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>For reasons unknown, the database servers are being extraordinarily naughty at work and it&#8217;s getting impossible to get anything done. I&#8217;ve been trying to rebuild a biomart for the last 2 days and the scripts keep borking on me. Finally, it seems to be working now, but it&#8217;s sloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow. So, in the meantime, there&#8217;s naught&#8230;<\/p>\n<p class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2010\/07\/02\/pube-waffles-indeed\/\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &ldquo;Pube waffles, indeed.&rdquo;<\/span> &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[132,40],"class_list":["post-3831","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-random-shit","tag-work"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3u9vK-ZN","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3831","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3831"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3831\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3832,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3831\/revisions\/3832"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3831"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3831"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3831"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}