{"id":38405,"date":"2017-12-29T16:31:29","date_gmt":"2017-12-29T16:31:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/?p=38405"},"modified":"2025-06-22T15:59:07","modified_gmt":"2025-06-22T15:59:07","slug":"theres-always-time-for-bad-porn","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2017\/12\/29\/theres-always-time-for-bad-porn\/","title":{"rendered":"There&#8217;s always time for bad porn"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/screencap-stats.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"38406\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2017\/12\/29\/theres-always-time-for-bad-porn\/screencap-stats\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/screencap-stats.png\" data-orig-size=\"716,367\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"screencap-stats\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/screencap-stats-600x308.png\" src=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/screencap-stats-400x205.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"205\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-38406\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/screencap-stats-400x205.png 400w, https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/screencap-stats-600x308.png 600w, https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/screencap-stats.png 716w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Without fail, the most popular posts on my blog are &#8220;bad Christmas porn&#8221; and &#8220;Michel Roux lemon tart&#8221;. This has not changed since thay have been published (over 7 years ago now).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Without fail, the most popular posts on my blog are &#8220;bad Christmas porn&#8221; and &#8220;Michel Roux lemon tart&#8221;. This has not changed since thay have been published (over 7 years ago now).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[140],"class_list":["post-38405","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-christmas"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3u9vK-9Zr","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38405","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=38405"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38405\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":54423,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38405\/revisions\/54423"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=38405"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=38405"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=38405"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}