{"id":3868,"date":"2010-08-05T10:21:55","date_gmt":"2010-08-05T10:21:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/?p=3868"},"modified":"2010-08-05T10:21:55","modified_gmt":"2010-08-05T10:21:55","slug":"time-to-shave-the-pussy-again","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2010\/08\/05\/time-to-shave-the-pussy-again\/","title":{"rendered":"Time to shave the pussy again."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s that time of year again. The seed pods are out en masse and Tolstoy refuses to let us brush him. As a result, his coat got so matted and dreadlocked that he was shedding large clumps of fur everywhere and he was actually bristly to pet. <\/p>\n<p>So we shaved him.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/www.flubu.com\/images\/LJ\/tolstoodle.jpg\" class=\"alignnone\" width=\"358\" height=\"480\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Again.<\/p>\n<p>He looks farcical without all that fur. He looks like he&#8217;s wearing Ugg boots. And that tail!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s that time of year again. The seed pods are out en masse and Tolstoy refuses to let us brush him. As a result, his coat got so matted and dreadlocked that he was shedding large clumps of fur everywhere and he was actually bristly to pet. So we shaved him. Again. He looks farcical&#8230;<\/p>\n<p class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2010\/08\/05\/time-to-shave-the-pussy-again\/\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &ldquo;Time to shave the pussy again.&rdquo;<\/span> &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[141,307],"class_list":["post-3868","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-cats","tag-pets"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3u9vK-10o","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3868","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3868"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3868\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3869,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3868\/revisions\/3869"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3868"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3868"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3868"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}