Accordionated \u2013 being able to drive and refold a road map at the same time<\/p>\n
Blogish \u2013 a variety of English that uses a large number of initialisms, frequently used on blogs<\/p>\n
Dunandunate \u2013 the overuse of a word or phrase that has recently been added to your own vocabulary<\/p>\n
Earworm \u2013 a catchy tune that frequently gets stuck in your head<\/p>\n
Freegan \u2013 someone who rejects consumerism, usually by eating discarded food<\/p>\n
Fumb \u2013 your large toe<\/p>\n
Furgle \u2013 to feel in a pocket or bag for a small object such as a coin or key<\/p>\n
Griefer \u2013 someone who spends their online time harassing others<\/p>\n
Headset jockey \u2013 a telephone call centre worker<\/p>\n
Museum head \u2013 feeling mentally exhausted and no longer able to take in information; Usually following a trip to a museum<\/p>\n
Nonversation \u2013 a worthless conversation, wherein nothing is explained or otherwise Elaborated upon<\/p>\n
Optotoxical \u2013 a look that could kill, normally from a parent or spouse<\/p>\n
Peppier \u2013 a waiter whose sole job is to offer diners ground pepper, usually from a large pepper mill<\/p>\n
Percuperate \u2013 to prepare for the possibility of being ill<\/p>\n
Polkadodge \u2013 the dance that occurs when two people attempt to pass each other but move in the same direction<\/p>\n
Pregreening \u2013 to creep forwards while waiting for a red light to change<\/p>\n
Smushables \u2013 items that must be pack at the top of a bag to avoid being squashed<\/p>\n
Stealth-geek \u2013 someone who hides their nerdy interests while maintaining a normal outward appearance<\/p>\n
Vidiot \u2013 someone who is inept at the act of programming video recording equipment<\/p>\n
Whinese \u2013 a term for the language spoken by children on lengthy trips<\/p>\n
Wibble \u2013 the trembling of the lower lip just shy of actually crying<\/p>\n
Wikism \u2013 a piece of information that claims to be true but is wildly inaccurate<\/p>\n
Source: The Telegraph<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Accordionated \u2013 being able to drive and refold a road map at the same time Blogish \u2013 a variety of English that uses a large number of initialisms, frequently used on blogs Dunandunate \u2013 the overuse of a word or phrase that has recently been added to your own vocabulary Earworm \u2013 a catchy tune…<\/p>\n