{"id":38741,"date":"2018-02-02T11:46:15","date_gmt":"2018-02-02T11:46:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2018\/02\/02\/swiss-dmv\/"},"modified":"2018-02-02T11:46:15","modified_gmt":"2018-02-02T11:46:15","slug":"swiss-dmv","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2018\/02\/02\/swiss-dmv\/","title":{"rendered":"Swiss DMV"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Need to update some paperwork. Go to DMV. Wait 5 minutes. Your supporting evidence is out of date. Call this number, they&#8217;ll sort it out. Call. Click. Done. It&#8217;s in the wrong name. Fill in this form. Scribble. Done. I need your residency permit. Crap, it&#8217;s at home. Drive. Search. Find. Drive. Wait 5 minutes. The code on the supporting evidence is wrong for the form you filled in. Call this number, they&#8217;ll sort it out. Call. Click. Done. Tap, tap, tap, computer says yes. You&#8217;ll get a 45 chf bill in the post. Have a nice day.<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t know if I&#8217;m impressed with the efficiency of the bureaucracy, or annoyed that we had to go to the all the rigmarole just to change one line on a sheet of paper.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Need to update some paperwork. Go to DMV. Wait 5 minutes. Your supporting evidence is out of date. Call this number, they&#8217;ll sort it out. Call. Click. Done. It&#8217;s in the wrong name. Fill in this form. Scribble. Done. I need your residency permit. Crap, it&#8217;s at home. Drive. Search. Find. Drive. Wait 5 minutes&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2018\/02\/02\/swiss-dmv\/\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &ldquo;Swiss DMV&rdquo;<\/span> &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[441],"class_list":["post-38741","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-land-of-cheese-and-chocolate"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3u9vK-a4R","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38741","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=38741"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38741\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=38741"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=38741"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=38741"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}