{"id":3895,"date":"2010-08-29T20:19:20","date_gmt":"2010-08-29T20:19:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/?p=3895"},"modified":"2010-08-29T20:19:20","modified_gmt":"2010-08-29T20:19:20","slug":"the-one-pound-burger-experiment","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2010\/08\/29\/the-one-pound-burger-experiment\/","title":{"rendered":"The one-pound burger experiment"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Katy and I sometimes watch <em>Man V Food<\/em> as filler TV. The show is about a man who roams the US to face food challenges that local restaurants host as a matter of course (like eating 5 pounds of chicken wings in 30 minutes to win a t-shirt, an 8 pound sirloin steak to get your picture on the wall, or a 6-pound hoagie with 2 pounds of fries). So yeah. One TV critic describes it as the food version of <em>Jackass<\/em>. Every time we watch the show, we&#8217;re half-and-half drooling at the food that&#8217;s being prepared and appalled at the waste generated and the idiocy of it all. <\/p>\n<p><center><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.flubu.com\/various_pics\/saffron_walden_aug_2010\/slides\/IMAG0202.html\" target=\"_blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.flubu.com\/various_pics\/saffron_walden_aug_2010\/thumbs\/IMAG0202.jpg\"><\/a>&nbsp;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.flubu.com\/various_pics\/saffron_walden_aug_2010\/slides\/IMAG0203.html\" target=\"_blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.flubu.com\/various_pics\/saffron_walden_aug_2010\/thumbs\/IMAG0203.jpg\"><\/a>&nbsp;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.flubu.com\/various_pics\/saffron_walden_aug_2010\/slides\/IMAG0204.html\" target=\"_blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.flubu.com\/various_pics\/saffron_walden_aug_2010\/thumbs\/IMAG0204.jpg\"><\/a>&nbsp;<br \/>\n<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.flubu.com\/various_pics\/saffron_walden_aug_2010\/slides\/IMAG0205.html\" target=\"_blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.flubu.com\/various_pics\/saffron_walden_aug_2010\/thumbs\/IMAG0205.jpg\"><\/a>&nbsp;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.flubu.com\/various_pics\/saffron_walden_aug_2010\/slides\/IMAG0207.html\" target=\"_blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.flubu.com\/various_pics\/saffron_walden_aug_2010\/thumbs\/IMAG0207.jpg\"><\/a><br \/>\n<\/center><\/p>\n<p>We decided to do our own version of the silliness today. I made us a one-pound burger, with a quarter pound of bacon and three slices of cheese, topped with fried mushrooms and onions, pickles, lettuce, mayo and reggae reggae relish all on a grand rustique loaf. It was really good. It was huge. The scary bit? It&#8217;s not even in the Man V Food league in meal size. Still, it&#8217;s not something that I&#8217;m planning on doing again any time soon. I&#8217;m still stuffed from the thing!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Katy and I sometimes watch Man V Food as filler TV. The show is about a man who roams the US to face food challenges that local restaurants host as a matter of course (like eating 5 pounds of chicken wings in 30 minutes to win a t-shirt, an 8 pound sirloin steak to get&#8230;<\/p>\n<p class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2010\/08\/29\/the-one-pound-burger-experiment\/\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &ldquo;The one-pound burger experiment&rdquo;<\/span> &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[217,132],"class_list":["post-3895","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-bbq","tag-random-shit"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3u9vK-10P","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3895","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3895"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3895\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3897,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3895\/revisions\/3897"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3895"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3895"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3895"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}