{"id":39098,"date":"2018-04-29T14:57:25","date_gmt":"2018-04-29T14:57:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/?p=39098"},"modified":"2018-12-06T15:10:35","modified_gmt":"2018-12-06T15:10:35","slug":"hit-him-hiiiiiit-himmmmmmm","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2018\/04\/29\/hit-him-hiiiiiit-himmmmmmm\/","title":{"rendered":"Hit him! 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