{"id":39179,"date":"2018-05-02T17:36:03","date_gmt":"2018-05-02T17:36:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/?p=39179"},"modified":"2018-05-03T13:05:29","modified_gmt":"2018-05-03T13:05:29","slug":"hard-to-look-good-in-a-hospital-gown","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2018\/05\/02\/hard-to-look-good-in-a-hospital-gown\/","title":{"rendered":"Hard to look good in a hospital gown"},"content":{"rendered":"

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\nHad to have a small medical exam that required general anesthesia. Routine outpatient stuff. Went fine. As usual, anesthesia guy asks me a question. Halfway through the answer, I wake up an hour later and everything is all done and dusted.<\/p>\n

On my way back home, I missed my stop in Morges and went sightseeing on a direct train to Geneva. This is why they tell you not to drive or operate heavy machinery after a general. You seem fine, but you’re still a bit addled. On the way back, a jumper killed himself on the main trunk between Nyon and Coppet, which completely fucked up the schedule. It took me an hour to get on a train home.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Had to have a small medical exam that required general anesthesia. Routine outpatient stuff. Went fine. As usual, anesthesia guy asks me a question. Halfway through the answer, I wake up an hour later and everything is all done and dusted. On my way back home, I missed my stop in Morges and went sightseeing…<\/p>\n

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