{"id":39603,"date":"2018-06-11T15:16:51","date_gmt":"2018-06-11T15:16:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/?p=39603"},"modified":"2018-06-12T07:11:20","modified_gmt":"2018-06-12T07:11:20","slug":"chopped","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2018\/06\/11\/chopped\/","title":{"rendered":"Chopped!"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Every show has the same 4 contestants<\/b>:<\/p>\n

– overconfident alpha male (probably with hipster facial hair, but not always) 
\n– young gun just starting out \/ old fart just about to retire
\n– token female
\n– Italian dude (sometimes Asian)<\/p>\n

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Every show has a trigger-inducing sob story<\/b>:<\/p>\n

Judge: So tell me about why you decided to glaze the pasty.<\/p>\n

Contestant: Well growing up my father never loved me and my mother died a tragic death.<\/p>\n

Ted: Thank you chef.<\/p>\n

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You’ve been chopped. Thank you chef. Be well!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Every show has the same 4 contestants: – overconfident alpha male (probably with hipster facial hair, but not always)  – young gun just starting out \/ old fart just about to retire – token female – Italian dude (sometimes Asian) Every show has a trigger-inducing sob story: Judge: So tell me about why you decided…<\/p>\n

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