{"id":39813,"date":"2018-07-25T06:26:50","date_gmt":"2018-07-25T06:26:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2018\/07\/25\/off-color-dad-jokes\/"},"modified":"2018-08-16T11:12:07","modified_gmt":"2018-08-16T11:12:07","slug":"off-color-dad-jokes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2018\/07\/25\/off-color-dad-jokes\/","title":{"rendered":"Off color dad jokes"},"content":{"rendered":"

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The Hand has been collecting politically incorrect Dad jokes with which to better torture Katy. Some favourites so far :<\/p>\n

What do you call lesbian twins?
\nLick-a-likes.<\/p>\n

What drives a lesbian up the wall?
\nA crack in the ceiling.<\/p>\n

What\u2019s the difference between a lesbian and a Ritz cracker?
\nOne\u2019s a snack cracker and the other is a crack snacker.<\/p>\n

What do lesbians need in order to get married?
\nA licker license.<\/p>\n

What do you call a lesbian sharpshooter?
\nA crack shot.<\/p>\n

What do you call a lesbian Eskimo?
\nKlondike.<\/p>\n

What do you call three lesbians in a closet?
\nA licker cabinet.<\/p>\n

What do you call an Irish lesbian?
\nGaylick.<\/p>\n

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
\nA Lickalotopus<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

The Hand has been collecting politically incorrect Dad jokes with which to better torture Katy. Some favourites so far : What do you call lesbian twins? Lick-a-likes. What drives a lesbian up the wall? A crack in the ceiling. What\u2019s the difference between a lesbian and a Ritz cracker? One\u2019s a snack cracker and the…<\/p>\n

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