{"id":4025,"date":"2010-12-24T21:31:14","date_gmt":"2010-12-24T21:31:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2010\/12\/24\/its-hard-to-be-a-bean\/"},"modified":"2010-12-24T21:31:14","modified_gmt":"2010-12-24T21:31:14","slug":"its-hard-to-be-a-bean","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2010\/12\/24\/its-hard-to-be-a-bean\/","title":{"rendered":"It&#8217;s hard to be a bean"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Bean just woke up screaming the house down. His butt is bright red. One of his back molars is coming in and he&#8217;s pooing for Britain. He always does that when he&#8217;s teething but it seems particularly bad this time. He&#8217;ll survive, but it just means lots of nappy changes and a ton of cream. Might also mean sleeping on his tummy for a while, but he does that anyway. Still, never nice to hear him cry like that :( <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bean just woke up screaming the house down. His butt is bright red. One of his back molars is coming in and he&#8217;s pooing for Britain. He always does that when he&#8217;s teething but it seems particularly bad this time. He&#8217;ll survive, but it just means lots of nappy changes and a ton of cream&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2010\/12\/24\/its-hard-to-be-a-bean\/\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &ldquo;It&#8217;s hard to be a bean&rdquo;<\/span> &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[183],"class_list":["post-4025","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-the-peanut"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3u9vK-12V","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4025","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4025"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4025\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4025"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4025"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4025"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}