{"id":41161,"date":"2018-10-30T18:03:12","date_gmt":"2018-10-30T18:03:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2018\/10\/30\/i-didnt-believe-shit-like-this-happened-outside-of-the-movies\/"},"modified":"2018-10-31T13:02:54","modified_gmt":"2018-10-31T13:02:54","slug":"i-didnt-believe-shit-like-this-happened-outside-of-the-movies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2018\/10\/30\/i-didnt-believe-shit-like-this-happened-outside-of-the-movies\/","title":{"rendered":"I didn’t believe shit like this happened outside of the movies\u00a0"},"content":{"rendered":"

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So, scene. I’m walking home when I stop at a very long traffic light. There’s a giant luxury car waiting at the light. Posh woman runs out from the driver’s side in her skirt and high heels and goes to the back of the car, presses a button and the boot door slowly lifts up. She madly rummages around, then presses the button to automagically shut the door. Except it doesn’t. She opens the side door to do some more quick rummaging, then runs back to the driver’s seat. Light changes, she bombs it up the hill, towards the highway on ramp. With her boot door still open. While shit tumbles out of her car on the road. She doesn’t stop. How the hell can you not notice something like this??? I honest-to-god stood there cringing. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

So, scene. I’m walking home when I stop at a very long traffic light. There’s a giant luxury car waiting at the light. Posh woman runs out from the driver’s side in her skirt and high heels and goes to the back of the car, presses a button and the boot door slowly lifts up….<\/p>\n

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