{"id":4127,"date":"2011-05-12T12:12:22","date_gmt":"2011-05-12T12:12:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/?p=4127"},"modified":"2011-05-12T12:12:22","modified_gmt":"2011-05-12T12:12:22","slug":"i-feel-like-a-pimp","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2011\/05\/12\/i-feel-like-a-pimp\/","title":{"rendered":"I feel like a pimp"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><center><a href=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/pi-mp.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/pi-mp.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"700\" height=\"700\"\/><\/a><\/center><\/p>\n<p>I has a \u00a3700 wad of paper in my pocket and a room full of booze. All I is missing now is the bitches and some blow!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I has a \u00a3700 wad of paper in my pocket and a room full of booze. All I is missing now is the bitches and some blow!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4127","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3u9vK-14z","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4127","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4127"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4127\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4129,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4127\/revisions\/4129"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4127"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4127"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4127"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}