{"id":41833,"date":"2018-12-29T09:22:36","date_gmt":"2018-12-29T09:22:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/?p=41833"},"modified":"2019-01-09T14:37:17","modified_gmt":"2019-01-09T14:37:17","slug":"dear-satan","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2018\/12\/29\/dear-satan\/","title":{"rendered":"Dear Satan"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"width: 640px;\" class=\"wp-video\"><video class=\"wp-video-shortcode\" id=\"video-41833-1\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\" preload=\"metadata\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"video\/mp4\" src=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/Dear_Satan.mp4?_=1\" \/><a href=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/Dear_Satan.mp4\">https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/Dear_Satan.mp4<\/a><\/video><\/div>\n<p>Satan reduces Santa Claus to a pile of ash, but ultimately saves Christmas, sort of. Patrick Stewart narrates \u201cDear Satan,\u201d which makes it that much funnier. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Satan reduces Santa Claus to a pile of ash, but ultimately saves Christmas, sort of. Patrick Stewart narrates \u201cDear Satan,\u201d which makes it that much funnier.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":41835,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[140,447],"class_list":["post-41833","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-christmas","tag-video"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/dear-satan.jpg","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3u9vK-aSJ","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/41833","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=41833"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/41833\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":41834,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/41833\/revisions\/41834"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/41835"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=41833"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=41833"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=41833"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}