{"id":42135,"date":"2019-03-29T09:45:54","date_gmt":"2019-03-29T09:45:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/?p=42135"},"modified":"2019-03-29T09:45:54","modified_gmt":"2019-03-29T09:45:54","slug":"my-cat-is-an-ass-and-a-bully","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2019\/03\/29\/my-cat-is-an-ass-and-a-bully\/","title":{"rendered":"My cat is an ass and a bully"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/IMG-20190327-WA0007.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"42133\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2019\/03\/29\/my-cat-is-an-ass-and-a-bully\/img-20190327-wa0007\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/IMG-20190327-WA0007.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"720,1280\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"IMG-20190327-WA0007.jpg\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/IMG-20190327-WA0007-338x600.jpg\" src=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/IMG-20190327-WA0007-225x400.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"400\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-42133\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/IMG-20190327-WA0007-225x400.jpg 225w, https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/IMG-20190327-WA0007-338x600.jpg 338w, https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/IMG-20190327-WA0007.jpg 720w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s a sad truth that you cannot, under any circumstances, leave food lying around because Tolstoy will eat it. This is a cat that once chewed through a plastic bag to eat a bagel. This is what happens when you&#8217;re babysitting a large, vicious (not) Boxer. She gets her food bowl owned by an asshole cat and just stares on, wondering WTF is happening.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s a sad truth that you cannot, under any circumstances, leave food lying around because Tolstoy will eat it. This is a cat that once chewed through a plastic bag to eat a bagel. This is what happens when you&#8217;re babysitting a large, vicious (not) Boxer. She gets her food bowl owned by an asshole&#8230;<\/p>\n<p class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2019\/03\/29\/my-cat-is-an-ass-and-a-bully\/\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &ldquo;My cat is an ass and a bully&rdquo;<\/span> &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[141,568,307],"class_list":["post-42135","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-cats","tag-not-my-dog","tag-pets"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3u9vK-aXB","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42135","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=42135"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42135\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":42136,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42135\/revisions\/42136"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=42135"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=42135"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=42135"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}