{"id":42153,"date":"2019-04-02T18:11:23","date_gmt":"2019-04-02T18:11:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/?p=42153"},"modified":"2019-04-02T18:12:09","modified_gmt":"2019-04-02T18:12:09","slug":"i-cant-even-anymore","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2019\/04\/02\/i-cant-even-anymore\/","title":{"rendered":"I can’t even anymore"},"content":{"rendered":"

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So. The last round of indicative votes have all been rejected. Again. It’s like trying to reason with a kid in a full toddler meltdown. What do you want? I don’t know. Do you want this? No! How about this, then? No! What about this one? NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<\/p>\n

The Guardian flowcharts about what *might* happen are getting more and more like the Who the fuck knows<\/a> picture I posted a few days ago, with even more what-if lines of batshit craziness. <\/p>\n

I care deeply about what’s going to happen, and even I am getting Brexit fatigue. <\/p>\n

So, fasten your seatbelt and grab a barf-bag, it’s going to be a bumpy ride.<\/p>\n

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So. The last round of indicative votes have all been rejected. Again. It’s like trying to reason with a kid in a full toddler meltdown. What do you want? I don’t know. Do you want this? No! How about this, then? No! What about this one? NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The Guardian flowcharts about what *might* happen are…<\/p>\n

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