{"id":42335,"date":"2019-04-20T16:10:32","date_gmt":"2019-04-20T16:10:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2019\/04\/20\/fuzzy-flip-flops\/"},"modified":"2019-04-24T09:47:47","modified_gmt":"2019-04-24T09:47:47","slug":"fuzzy-flip-flops","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2019\/04\/20\/fuzzy-flip-flops\/","title":{"rendered":"Fuzzy flip-flops"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Gorgeous weather in the UK. Walking back from town today, I see a cute girl in front of me. Train of thought goes like this:<\/p>\n<p>Hmm, nice bum.<br \/>\nHmmm, nice legs.<br \/>\nOMFG she&#8217;s wearing fuzzy slippers!! <\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"42334\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/th\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/th.gif\" data-orig-size=\"319,200\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"th.gif\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/th.gif\" src=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/th.gif\" class=\"wp-image-42334 alignnone size-full\" width=\"319\" height=\"200\" animated-media=\"animated-media\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Gorgeous weather in the UK. Walking back from town today, I see a cute girl in front of me. Train of thought goes like this: Hmm, nice bum. Hmmm, nice legs. OMFG she&#8217;s wearing fuzzy slippers!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-42335","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3u9vK-b0P","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42335","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=42335"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42335\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":42376,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42335\/revisions\/42376"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=42335"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=42335"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=42335"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}