{"id":42378,"date":"2019-04-24T15:32:47","date_gmt":"2019-04-24T15:32:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/?p=42378"},"modified":"2019-04-26T09:07:35","modified_gmt":"2019-04-26T09:07:35","slug":"airport-security-theater","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2019\/04\/24\/airport-security-theater\/","title":{"rendered":"Airport security theater"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/54732492_430899911054005_991009456594634751_n-5cbc8c4803cc7__700-e1556269583824.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"42379\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2019\/04\/24\/airport-security-theater\/54732492_430899911054005_991009456594634751_n-5cbc8c4803cc7__700\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/54732492_430899911054005_991009456594634751_n-5cbc8c4803cc7__700-e1556269583824.png\" data-orig-size=\"700,339\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"54732492_430899911054005_991009456594634751_n-5cbc8c4803cc7__700\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/54732492_430899911054005_991009456594634751_n-5cbc8c4803cc7__700-e1556269583824-600x291.png\" src=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/54732492_430899911054005_991009456594634751_n-5cbc8c4803cc7__700-e1556269583824-600x291.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"291\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-42379\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/54732492_430899911054005_991009456594634751_n-5cbc8c4803cc7__700-e1556269583824-600x291.png 600w, https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/54732492_430899911054005_991009456594634751_n-5cbc8c4803cc7__700-e1556269583824-400x194.png 400w, https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/54732492_430899911054005_991009456594634751_n-5cbc8c4803cc7__700-e1556269583824.png 700w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>This. THIIIISSSS!!!<\/p>\n<p>Seriously, if my nail clippers and rasors can hijack a plane, they shouldn&#8217;t be selling them at duty free!!!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This. THIIIISSSS!!! Seriously, if my nail clippers and rasors can hijack a plane, they shouldn&#8217;t be selling them at duty free!!!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[109],"class_list":["post-42378","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-dealing-with-idiots"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3u9vK-b1w","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42378","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=42378"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42378\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":42381,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42378\/revisions\/42381"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=42378"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=42378"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=42378"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}