{"id":43277,"date":"2019-05-24T17:01:25","date_gmt":"2019-05-24T17:01:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2019\/05\/24\/not-one-of-my-finer-moments\/"},"modified":"2019-05-24T17:01:25","modified_gmt":"2019-05-24T17:01:25","slug":"not-one-of-my-finer-moments","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2019\/05\/24\/not-one-of-my-finer-moments\/","title":{"rendered":"Not one of my finer moments"},"content":{"rendered":"

So. Scene. As part of the weight loss process, I try and go to the gym at work twice a week. There’s a locker room with attached showers. When I exercise, I leave my watch and my rings in my jean pocket.<\/p>\n

Today, after having showered, I’m in my boxers getting re-dressed. I take out my watch to put it on and FWING! all my rings fall out of my pocket and go pinging around the floor.<\/p>\n

So, here I am, in my underwear, on my hands and knees, crawling around the locker room floor while someone else is having a shower and all I can think is “please don’t come out now”.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

So. Scene. As part of the weight loss process, I try and go to the gym at work twice a week. There’s a locker room with attached showers. When I exercise, I leave my watch and my rings in my jean pocket. Today, after having showered, I’m in my boxers getting re-dressed. I take out…<\/p>\n

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