{"id":43328,"date":"2019-06-01T11:29:55","date_gmt":"2019-06-01T11:29:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2019\/06\/01\/i-understand-why-some-animals-eat-their-young\/"},"modified":"2019-06-01T11:29:55","modified_gmt":"2019-06-01T11:29:55","slug":"i-understand-why-some-animals-eat-their-young","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2019\/06\/01\/i-understand-why-some-animals-eat-their-young\/","title":{"rendered":"I understand why some animals eat their young."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Typical conversation with the offspring these days:<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m hungry.<br \/>So make yourself something.<br \/>But I&#8217;m in the middle of a game.<br \/>OK. What do you want?<br \/>I don&#8217;t know.<br \/>You&#8217;re really not helping.<br \/>*silence*<br \/>Fine, we have some hot-dog sausages that need to be eaten before they go bad. I&#8217;ll make you those.<br \/>*silence*<br \/>*grills hot-dogs on the bbq*<br \/>Right. Sausages are done. What do you want with them?<br \/>*mimes something*<br \/>What? I don&#8217;t understand. Come here, leave your [gaming console].<br \/>*yeling* I said just ketchup. I&#8217;m in the middle of a game and my friends could hear you. Just ketchup. I&#8217;m not that hungry.<br \/>*walks away, valiantly trying not to murder brattish child*<\/p>\n<p>I fucking hate Fortnite.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Typical conversation with the offspring these days: I&#8217;m hungry.So make yourself something.But I&#8217;m in the middle of a game.OK. What do you want?I don&#8217;t know.You&#8217;re really not helping.*silence*Fine, we have some hot-dog sausages that need to be eaten before they go bad. I&#8217;ll make you those.*silence**grills hot-dogs on the bbq*Right. Sausages are done. What do&#8230;<\/p>\n<p class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2019\/06\/01\/i-understand-why-some-animals-eat-their-young\/\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &ldquo;I understand why some animals eat their young.&rdquo;<\/span> &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-43328","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3u9vK-bgQ","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/43328","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=43328"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/43328\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=43328"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=43328"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=43328"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}