{"id":4352,"date":"2011-10-07T13:08:22","date_gmt":"2011-10-07T13:08:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/?p=4352"},"modified":"2014-01-16T10:40:43","modified_gmt":"2014-01-16T10:40:43","slug":"the-tao-of-beeker","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2011\/10\/07\/the-tao-of-beeker\/","title":{"rendered":"The tao of Beeker"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/beeker-meep.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"4353\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2011\/10\/07\/the-tao-of-beeker\/beeker-meep\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/beeker-meep.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"596,514\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"beeker-meep\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/beeker-meep.jpg\" src=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/beeker-meep.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"beeker-meep\" width=\"596\" height=\"514\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4353\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/beeker-meep.jpg 596w, https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/beeker-meep-300x258.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 596px) 100vw, 596px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>True&#8230; how true&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>True&#8230; how true&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[251,132,459],"class_list":["post-4352","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-muppets","tag-random-shit","tag-tao"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3u9vK-18c","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4352","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4352"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4352\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7620,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4352\/revisions\/7620"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4352"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4352"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4352"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}