{"id":43720,"date":"2019-08-01T09:26:48","date_gmt":"2019-08-01T09:26:48","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/?p=43720"},"modified":"2019-08-05T21:06:41","modified_gmt":"2019-08-05T21:06:41","slug":"mongrels-re-watch","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2019\/08\/01\/mongrels-re-watch\/","title":{"rendered":"Mongrels re-watch"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Katy and I started rewatching Mongrels, a show that actually made it past the BBC stiff necks in 2010. I’d forgotten just how much I loved it the first time around. Especially Kali the pigeon.<\/p>\n

—————<\/p>\n

Nelson:
\nHow was the funeral?<\/p>\n

Kali:
\nI masqueraded as a dead man, partially blinded a child and caused a clergyman to question his faith in Christianity.<\/p>\n

Marion:
\nHow was the buffet?<\/p>\n

Kali:
\nWas adequate.<\/p>\n

—————<\/p>\n

Kali:
\nIf I wanted to be permanently attached to a needy, accident-prone cretin, I’d move back into my old nest. (cut to Ame Winehouse singing ‘Valerie’ on stage with Kali poking out of her hairdo, talking on a mobile phone) Hello? Is that the council? I’d like to complain about the woman living under me! Why? Because she’s a donkey-faced crack skank! Alright, I’ll hold.<\/p>\n

—————<\/p>\n

Kali:
\nA Thai bride and some Genesis. I’m trying to lure Harry Hill.<\/p>\n

Thai Bride:
\nCome on baby, me love you long time.<\/p>\n

Harry Hill:
\nI could’ve sworn I heard Genesis…<\/p>\n

Kali:
\nOh God, Kali! Improvise, improvise, improvise, improvise, improvise, improvise, ooh, World War II stick grenade!
\n(Kali throws grenade; everyone ducks as there’s a huge explosion; Harry Hill’s clothes fall on top of them)<\/p>\n

Marion:
\nSo, Harry Hill… brown bin or blue bin?<\/p>\n

All:
\nBrown bin…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Katy and I started rewatching Mongrels, a show that actually made it past the BBC stiff necks in 2010. I’d forgotten just how much I loved it the first time around. Especially Kali the pigeon. ————— Nelson: How was the funeral? Kali: I masqueraded as a dead man, partially blinded a child and caused a…<\/p>\n

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