{"id":43772,"date":"2019-08-07T09:41:47","date_gmt":"2019-08-07T09:41:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/?p=43772"},"modified":"2019-08-20T10:59:23","modified_gmt":"2019-08-20T10:59:23","slug":"i-got-a-twig","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2019\/08\/07\/i-got-a-twig\/","title":{"rendered":"I got a twig"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/b904ed21-9cc7-496f-a3a5-be07207f8832.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"43773\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2019\/08\/07\/i-got-a-twig\/b904ed21-9cc7-496f-a3a5-be07207f8832\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/b904ed21-9cc7-496f-a3a5-be07207f8832.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"800,1200\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"b904ed21-9cc7-496f-a3a5-be07207f8832\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/b904ed21-9cc7-496f-a3a5-be07207f8832-400x600.jpg\" src=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/b904ed21-9cc7-496f-a3a5-be07207f8832-267x400.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"267\" height=\"400\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-43773\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/b904ed21-9cc7-496f-a3a5-be07207f8832-267x400.jpg 267w, https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/b904ed21-9cc7-496f-a3a5-be07207f8832-768x1152.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/b904ed21-9cc7-496f-a3a5-be07207f8832-400x600.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/b904ed21-9cc7-496f-a3a5-be07207f8832.jpg 800w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 267px) 100vw, 267px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>The people at work sang Happy Birthday to me and gave me a twig (which was later taken back, but for good reasons). My work people are nuts, and they&#8217;re a big reason why I like my job. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The people at work sang Happy Birthday to me and gave me a twig (which was later taken back, but for good reasons). My work people are nuts, and they&#8217;re a big reason why I like my job.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[555,132],"class_list":["post-43772","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-happy-birthday-to-me","tag-random-shit"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3u9vK-bo0","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/43772","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=43772"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/43772\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":43799,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/43772\/revisions\/43799"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=43772"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=43772"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=43772"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}